Two wives go out on a girls night. Both got really drunk and started walking home, they both had to pee, so stopped at the cemetery, but had nothing to wipe with. One ended up using her panties and the other used a wreath from one of the graves.
The next morning, one of the husbands called the other and said, "No more girls nights out!, my wife came home with no panties!!"
The other husband replies, "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card in her crack that read, "From all of us at the Fire Station...... we will never forget you!! "
