no speaking english!

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in
London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she
went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to
put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her
thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken
legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!

What were you thinking?