Actually I prefer your dumb jokes which are much better and indeed miss them of late.
hbunton,
Not to worry mate, the dumb ones are never in short supply. The good ones are few and far between. And the really good ones are too good to hold in and get a week in the cooler.
I like your Lynas trader joke, so I'll take a stab at it:
Trader comes in the Lynas pub and asks the price of the beer. Bartender quotes a price.
Trader says "Ya, but if I say this place sucks I can get it for less tomorrow."
Bartender says "Maybe. Maybe not." Several Lynasheads say "But it doesn't suck." Trader leaves.
The next day trader comes back. Trader says "Ya but if I say this place sucks in an newspaper and get some of my goons to agree they'll sell".
Bartender says "Maybe. Maybe not." Several Lynasheads say "But it doesn't suck." Trader leaves.
Trader comes back the next day. Bartender says "care to order?" Trader says "Na I came in here to yell fire and chase some people out so you'll have to give be the 'kill the keg night' price." Trader yells "FIRE" no one in the Lynas pub moves. Dorski comes up to Trader and say "They're Lynasheads. They don't fall for that."
Next a few Lynasheads come up to Trader. One says "Order up and have a seat mate. It's time you learned a little about Lynas."
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