Q: What did the Toyota say to the Subaru? A: Would you like a tow home? Q: Why are the latest Subaru's so aerodynamically designed? A: It improves the tow truck's fuel consumption. Q: Why do they put footpaths beside most streets and highways? A: So Subaru owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How do you make a Subaru go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine. Q: What is the difference between a Subaru and a tampon? A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
