Now Princess Mary, there's class, poise, good sense.
This bird Harry's turned up with, well I ask you, Hello to Hollywood!
The dignity of the monarchy is about all the UK has going for it these days and under the present Queen it has served a useful purpose in the nation's self-esteem. And with a succession to William & Mary that could continue.
But I wonder - is Harry a subversive? Does he have motives for undermining the institution?
