and it deposits stuff that squishes up through your toes if you walk barefoot behind it
Only a Goose with without the power of a logical thought process would still be keeping their head under their wing.
Fortunately Geese drive cars/trucks but unfortunately there are plenty of Goose’s who do and they have an elevated possibility of cardiovascular issues.
I suppose that I could sneeze/cough and lose concentration, momentarily but a stroke/heart attack would be a far more serious position for me or the other road user’s.
Something’s caused an increase in the overall rate of community deaths/increase in cardiovascular issues over the last few years, not being a doctor I can only make uneducated assumptions as to what might have caused this Spike.
Not a pretty picture, those graphs showing the increases.