If it walks like a duckQuacks like a duckand it deposits stuff...

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    If it walks like a duck
    Quacks like a duck

    and it deposits stuff that squishes up through your toes if you walk barefoot behind it

    Only a Goose with without the power of a logical thought process would still be keeping their head under their wing.

    Fortunately Geese drive cars/trucks but unfortunately there are plenty of Goose’s who do and they have an elevated possibility of cardiovascular issues.

    I suppose that I could sneeze/cough and lose concentration, momentarily but a stroke/heart attack would be a far more serious position for me or the other road user’s.

    Something’s caused an increase in the overall rate of community deaths/increase in cardiovascular issues over the last few years, not being a doctor I can only make uneducated assumptions as to what might have caused this Spike.

    Not a pretty picture, those graphs showing the increases.

 
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