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I was wondering how they do it at FAS and did an experiment
I sat around the boardroom and had a Johnny red for morning tea and low and behold it dawned on me.
I was sitting on a world class resource of the periodic table
Before lunch I am going to do a hostile takeover of some company just for fun We dont really need them but I am sick of propping up their shareprice for them - the blood suckers.
This afternoon after some more home brew I may point my fertile brain towards the middle east. Now it just so happens we have this abundance of oil. Who knows I may phone the sultan to help him out. (Maybe he will give me another Rolls)
That should bring the oil price down and get me a Nobel peace prize at least.
Wait I may need some finances and low and behold some major investors are jumping out of the woodwork and forming a line that interferes with the traffic outside
Isnt life great
Just need some panadol before I get home - tomorrow is going to be another big day. I will have to get a map of the goldfields. Word has it there is some more world class resources of mine I dont even know the directions to.
I shouldnt forget that class I have to attend. They are explaining the difference between equity and creative accounting
Yep tomorrow will be exciting bring it on