two Irish men are broke before payday having lost all on pool...

two Irish men are broke before payday having lost all on pool hustling the night before, Paddy says to Mick " how much have you got in your Pockets IM thirsty? "
"Sorry Paddy only a dollar left from the pool table last night" says Mick
" That's good enough, Were going to the Butchers first then off to the PUB to get some drinks" says Paddy.

At the butchers Paddy buys 1 sausage and stuffs it in his pants, Listen Mick " when the barman asks for money I want you to bite the sausage OK you got that ?" " Yes " says Mick ???

They go to the PUB and start ordering several drinks until the Barman finally says to Pay up and Paddy winks at Mick and says " bite the sausage Mick " Which he does and the Barman says " GET outa here , this is not a Gay bar !!!"

Anyway the two very drunk Irish men Do over several Bars with the same trick and after a skinful and a fair suck of the sausage they are staggering home, MICK says" I don't feel to good I think I drank too much.."

Paddy says " How do you think I feel ? I lost the sausage at the first Pub "....