Now we have Travel Rorts

Just when we thought it is over...... The Marketer announces a few bucks toward flight tickets to SELECTED areas around Australia.
50% to be paid by us, and our neighbours to prop up marginal Federal Seats, or sway voters over.
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LAUNCESTON (BASS).......................................... MARGINAL LIBERAL ON PREFERENCES
DEVONPORT/BURNIE (BRADDEN)..................... " " " " ditto
PROSERPINE/HAMILTON ISLAND (DAWSON)... " " " " ditto
M AROOCHYDORE (FAIRFAX)............................. " " " " ditto
BROOME (DURAK)............................................... " " " " ditto
CAIRNES (LEICHARDT)....................................... " " " " ditto
AVALON (CORIO)................................................. MARGINAL ALP ON PREFERENCES
MERIMBULA (EDEN MONARO)........................... " " " " ditto
ALICE SPRINGS (LINGIARI)................................. " " " " ditto
KINGSCOTE (MAYO)............................................ CENTRE ALLIANCE ON PREFERENCES
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Every destination is a marginal electorate.... Sports Rorts revisited ??