According to labor's intellectual-in-chief, Chris Bowen, Aussie whales are smart enough to dodge those anchor cables.
Sure, in his own brain Chris is able to talk fluently with whales. Sure, in the ALP Chris is regarded as their creme de la creme. Sure, Chris is proud of carrying out the policies of a Swedish primary school dropout.
However, there exists a whole universe outside the brain of Chris and his worshippers.
In the real world our lumbering whales are no more intelligent than other whales and Chris is imagining that he can converse with them.
