nsw paradox - state of losers!

Hartcher: We need energy, and we need it bad.
OFarrell: Really?

Hartcher: The situation is very very bad!
OFarrell: Why so?

Hartcher: Our industries will be decimated!
OFarrell: Oh dear!

Hartcher: We are going to be engaged in a threesome!
OFarrell: Not wearing Slippers I hope?

Hartcher: No. Jammed by the CT, the EI and the HD
OFarrell: I dont know any of those people?

Hartcher: Which people?
OFarrell: The ones whose initials you just mentioned

Hartcher: They are not people idiot, they are effex!
OFarrell: Oh.

Hartcher: The Carbon Tax increasing the cost of energy!
OFarrell: Wow, that sounds laborios.

Hartcher: An Export Industry for gas to exploit high prices
OFarrell: Now we need some of that stuff!

Hartcher: A High Dollar that will snuff out...
OFarrell: ..PHEWWWW!

Hartcher: What? Is this exhaustive for you?
OFarrell: No, did you fart?

Hartcher: No, maybe I hit you with my Dutch Oven special?
OFarrell: I hear its a disease?

Hartcher: No, thats not a disease! Its an effect!
OFarrell: Really?

Hartcher: A disease is losing six years straight!
OFarrell: I know the Origin is bad isnt it!

Hartcher: Damn right,they have the most reserves you know. OFarrell: I thought reserves were regulated and equal?

Hartcher: No, we just have a moratorium in place.
OFarrell: A moratorium in place on reserves?

Hartcher: Yes, and this is why we are losing so much?
OFarrell: I thought we all had 4 reserves each?

Hartcher: What are you talking about you idiot?
OFarrell: The football?

Hartcher: My God!
OFarrell: What were you talking about?

Hartcher: I was trying to discuss how NSW is a net importer of energy and has been for god knows how many years and will be in the future if we dont get on and lift this ridiculous moratorium and start exploiting our reserves otherwise our local industry will be further decimated by a high dollar on exports, a carbon tax on everything and export linked pricing that will further snuff out any semblance of industry that we had left over in this once great state that is now overshadowed by gas giants like Origin that sit immediately to our North laughing their assess off at us because we are bowing to pressure from a few green nut jobs and a farmers federation who only put a green shirt on to up the ante at the negotiating table?

OFarrell: Wow Chris, that bad eh?
Hartcher: Yes. AND WE SUCK AT FOOTBALL!


From a bleedingly depressed New South Welshman!

GET THE GAS AND KICK THE FOOTY FELLAS. COME ON ALREADY!

SF