Best Kiwi Joke against Aussies:
A Kiwi and and Aussie were driving down the road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. The Kiwi pulled over the car, jumped out and then ran over and made love to the sheep. When he was done he turned to the Aussie and said "Your Turn". So the Aussie ran over and stuck his head in the fence.
Now that is a funny joke!
