I recall how the media used to lampoon Kevin Rudd for his long-winded answers.
At least Kevin didn't allow every passing fragment of thought to ambushg his listeners.
Oakeshott however is a colossal bore whose speech, peppered with vacuous asides that ricochet around his empty skull, drives his weary hearers to distraction.
And while all that is happening, his motormouths is wreathed in a grin that would persist even under wet concrete.
(Sir) Lunchalot Scoffer Extraordinaire Prayer for deliverance: Lord, save us from these self-satisfied fools and give us another election for Christmas.
