I think we are onto something here. Just needed to join all the...

I think we are onto something here. Just needed to join all the dots together.

Clearly, the specially trained dolphins delivered the tectonic weapon to the fault location.

They could have been trained by the hedge funds looking for a sharp drop in equities. Probably being paid good money too, as they would have to swim through a specially made 32 km underground tunnel, simultaneously fending off giant five meter long oarfish.