You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects...

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
Actually either male or female.



Here are some examples:



FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see

Right through them.



PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm

them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the
right

buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.



TYRES:

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to

light a fire under their ass. Then of course, there's the hot air
factor.



SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
water.



WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently

getting hit on.



TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
picking

up people.



EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to
the
bottom.



HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at
all,

and are occasionally handy to have around.



THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider
this:

It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while

he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.