Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
Q. What should a woman say to a man she has just had sex with?
A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A. It isn't hard.
