Yes, AJ...It's a shame our old friend, Marengo, didn't take...

Yes, AJ...
It's a shame our old friend, Marengo, didn't take better care of himself, when he was younger.  There is a ray of hope on the horizon though.... While Marengo's children are unhappy by the expense involved, a specialist, Dr.Sentient believes he can cure our old friend.  In order to rev up his circulatory system to a speedy performance level, Dr.Sentient's strong directive is for Marengo to put down the bong and take up the bongos instead.  Marengo tells me that when he's well enough, he plans to take a recuperative cruise and join one of his board members, who seems to be on a rather extended Easter vacation.



Brilliant! AJ, brilliant!     I don't know what you do for a living, but I think you should drop it immediately, and go directly into comedy screenwriting for the movies!  No doubt, it would be lucrative enough, that you would never have to own a stock for the rest of your life.   

We, of course, would miss you terribly here, but years hence, you could drop us a cheery post....rest assured we'll all be still here, ever patiently waiting for the release of the  you know what.  (Although, some of us may have succumbed to dementia by then, and
have trouble remembering. "Hey! Mahogany, can you tell me again, just what we are waiting for???")    And me... I'll probably have 9 trillion shares by then, with an estimated market value of $46. And, of course, you will be invited to the ever hoped for $00.04 party!

Cheerio!
Diva