re: honest john Morning Chuck,Me smart? Not me mate, I'm as...

re: honest john Morning Chuck,

Me smart? Not me mate, I'm as thick as two short planks.

First up Scrafton not a porn addict? Here's a chap that goes to work on Saturday morning when its nice and quiet jus so can look at porn sites. mmmmmmmmmmm

Second Latham. A decent fellow like yourself would not have been out dinking in the bars of Canberra late at night so you would not have come accross Latham at his best. Yes, Pancreatitis is caused by excessive drinking (the other main cause is gallstones which has been ruled out. Latham's other well identified physical condition of 'man boobs' is also caused by excessive drinking (I am giving him credit and not suggesting he is taking breast enhancing drugs).