I don't wish to alarm anyone but I have it on good authority that the soiree/cocktail party/piss up in Glasgow is now in doubt. The wind in various locations around the world has dropped considerably. That means enough wind won't be available to provide lift for those nice big jets carrying those VIPs. Heaven forfend! HC devotees fear not. The caviar, lobster tails, Cornish Seabass Basil and Menton Lemon, Cutlet of Suffolk Lamb Courgette with Basil and Olive will be donated to Glasgow's homeless.
