Oh to be a dyslexic

What did the dyslexic yell after walking into a bank?“ Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fark up!”

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Dude sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake all night wondering if the dog is real.

What happened after my first date with a dyslexic woman? She took me to her home and ended up cooking my sock.

Why was the dyslexic kid kicked out of the movie theatre? He kept going to the kiosk and asking where to buy cop porn.

What does a dyslexic Mexican smoke? Tabasco.