There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F*CK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
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- ok hands up if this is u?????
ok hands up if this is u?????
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