Why do nursing homes give Viagra to old men every night?
It stops them from rolling out of bed.
The seven ages of man:- Spills, Drills, Thrills,Bills, Ills, Pills,Wills.
I had it off with a Chinese celebrity the other night but she kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung." Really, like how am I supposed to remember that name?
You know your getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts!
