If you are experiencing pains, see a Dr - I would recommend Dr...

If you are experiencing pains, see a Dr - I would recommend Dr Seuss as he appears to be on the same level as most rampers.

If you want to self medicate, try reading the following:
1. Five Fish, Texas Fish, T&T Fish, Georgia Fish, Puntland Fish, No Fish.
2. The Oil in the Hat
3. Pirate Pete Hatches an Egg
4. Bandy the Big Hearted Goose
5. Bartholomew and the Helium
6. OPL Hears a Who
7. If I Ran the Circus - Rocumentary on the internal workings of Range Resources by Pirate Pete and how to spend $20K per week on travel
8. The Oil in the Hat Comes Back
9. The Sneetches and Other Stories