old slippery

Oh woe is me I used to be the speaker

But now I'm treated like a streaker

To the back bench I must go

Craig Thompson sits in the same row

And close by is Robbie Oakshote

Tony Windsor and he plot

Nevermind I'll still get my pension

Icould do though without all this attention

Maybe the voters will eventually forget

Then I wont be such a target

Anyway its good to see

How the PM bravely stuck by me

Even though I spoke about womans parts

Maybe that could qualify me to be Minister of Arts.