on a lighter note the half wit

THIS HAS PROBABLY DONE THE ROUNDS BEFORE BUT NOT A BAD READ AGAIN STORY.

A man own's a small farm in the south west of WA.

The Department of Consumer & Employment Protection heard that he is not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.

I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."


"That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.