Do do dee dum doo wah... welcome to some enchanted evening of...

Do do dee dum doo wah... welcome to some enchanted evening of tunes that document the songbook of our lives and possibly form the diary of everything I'll never tell the kids about me and their mother. There's not a lot happening in our small part of the planet, listeners, 'cept a recession, a few million jobs lost, and now kids can't even get a free bus to school. I hear, though, there's something going on in the US. A democratic election, and I used the term democratic in an advisory capacity. Who's gonna win, boys and girls? Frankly, I don't give a damn. Scarlet, fetch me a beer and put on that LP.

Doors Roadhouse Blues