I should have posted like this: "When I hear or read...

I should have posted like this:

"When I hear or read “xxxxxxxxxxx”, my dentures start cluttering uncontrollably.
At times they jump out of their receptacle wnile still cluttering violently and do damage to my lips and tongue.
This violent reaction spreads to my stomach where the usually sedate organs start gyrating with unbelievable agility that I was not aware of in all of my 66 years.
I will not bore you with complete recital of effects the ‘xxxxxxxxx’ has, which effects my psychiatrist referred higher to his association for further analysis. I hope the cure I am requesting will happen before I see next 1 cent distribution from ‘xxxxxxxxxxx’".

One lives and learns,