An Englishman, Frenchman and Aussie on Safari were chatting at the lodge bar when a female leopard walks in, sits down and orders a champagne.
The Englishman said, "Good Lord, the riff raff is taking over this bar!" At that moment the leopard swished it's tail and began spanking him into submission.
The Frenchman said, "She's a real sexy cat!" At that moment the leopard left onto his lap and gave him a long, deep, tongue kiss.
The Aussie said, "I don't know about you blokes but how would you find her G spot!" At that moment the leopard whistled for a dozen more beers.
