one-liners ...for my t-shirt business

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    ....am lookin fer ONE-LINERS...to print on T-shirts...I'd rather they be "witty" rather than rude....and ORIGINAL...go fer it!...help make me rich!......Thanks!... I'll kick off with one...."I've spent most of my money on sailing, partying and hookers...the REST I've wasted"
 
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