First off I think anyone who has just a passing interest in political affairs would have just wasted an hour of their life, like I felt I did.
Secondly, who controls these worms? Are they at home, is there a separate button for Mum and Dad, or do they just throw it on the floor for the kids to play with?
And what happens if a button person is a transvestite?
Bah, humbug.
