ones twos tree fo mo ob de scayrtings

Yo to alls de brobros an de sistaladymons,

De poor ol' Holymagimon be finlly bek. Ah hab bin sellin de Jmicca Numba Ones alls Crismassy, bin wakkin out ob de doors like de Crissmas stokkin an makkin de plentys moneytings.

An dis poor ol' Holymagimon bin botted masef one twos tree fo mo ob de scaryting ob de Mel an alls be wells, all be goody, an ah bin slippin tightys wid de drims dat ah bin drimmin.

Dems dat be worryins be worryin, dem dat not be worrins not be worryins, an ah jus be sittin heres wid de Numba One an de Reddy Strip, sittin on dde bitch an wachin de sands an de shells an de differen pipples in total dat be wakkin byes..

Blessin froms aboves an mays de grat piss ob de Lod be fallin ons de heds ob alls de brobros an de sistaladymons.