only in la

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    Did anyone catch the testimonies of Michael Jackson's doctor's girlfriends in his trial yesterday?

    They were all exotic dancers who claimed to be 'actors' of course (it is LA afterall). One of them had actually been in a movie (gasp!)

    Well, that gal spent the entire time on the stand flirting with the jury and basically being a bit empty headed while they asked her questions and she giggled and smiled.

    They asked her, 'why were you at home to receive the delivery of the Propofol for the doctor?'

    Instead of saying, 'I'm currently unemployed'

    she said, 'I was maintainging my instrument'.

    The lawyer asked, 'Uh, by instrument you mean what?'

    She said, 'Me.'

    hahaha. only in LA.

    Hmm, if YOU are you're instrument...how DO you stay in tune?

    Oh, God I hear an organ joke coming on....lololol...time for work :)
 
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