Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about
Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians,
the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French
Canadians), Newfies etc., but it’s insensitive to make jokes
about Muslims? Well we then need to level the playing field
for the sake of political correctness …..
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral
objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider
bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and
suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be
a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every
man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
