Clambering over my wet weather wood pile, in an old falling down shed, which has been a hazard for 30 years, I came so close to losing my balance (again) that I let loose a torrent of abuse and foul language not fit for public broadcast.
But there was nobody within earshot so no harm done.
Moral - chop all wood before throwing it in a pile
(He did not listen then
Perhaps he never will)
