i know you guys will laugh at me, again but someone here asked...

i know you guys will laugh at me, again but someone here asked who would you replace big Bernie with, how about a male model as a CEO?
Again I must mention im a straight guy

Im serious, they say ANY publicity is good publicity don't they?
Do you know how the journalists would flock to Myer to interview the new head if he were a male model, especially a famous male model, of course with some retail experience, myer would be all over the papers if it appointed a famous male model as a CEO, it would attract both genders to shop at Myer, sort of like how they say James Bond agent 007, men want to BE him, woman WANT him.

Imagine the publicity if the myer ceo was a catlwalk model in one of myers own shows?
that would ruffle some feathers wouldn't it, or put the cat amongst the pidgeons as they say
Everyone would be talking about it, which means Myer would get more foot traffic,which means more sales.

Since im not 100% nieve, I also think Myer has to train their staff better, every time you want some help, there is virtually no one to ask, and if you do get lucky and manage to ask a staff member something, they say the classic 'SORRY THATS NOT MY DEPARTMENT" and they walk away.

So again, laugh if you want but who would you rather see as Myer CEO??