Here's a joke! I might consider this for my next investment....

Here's a joke! I might consider this for my next investment. LOL

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average Australian walks about 1500 kilometres a year.

Another study found that Australians drink on average 85 litres of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Australians get about 5.6 litres per 100km!

Makes you proud to be an Australian!

Happy New Year!!

I Hold BUY, BHP, FAR & LEG