Ordering a pint..................Paddy asked, sorry, love, can I...

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    Ordering a pint..................
    Paddy asked, sorry, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps where you’re ready there’.‘Oh. You must be Irish’, she replied. Paddy felt rightly offended and responded, ‘The cheek, just because I order a pint of Guinness you assume I’m Irish. If I ordered a bowl of pasta would you that make me Italian?!’‘No’ she replied. ‘But this is a newsagents…’
 
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