WHAT ABOUT THESE PICKS FOR THE NEXT CEO?1. Ricky Gervais –...

WHAT ABOUT THESE PICKS FOR THE NEXT CEO?

1. Ricky Gervais – "Brutal Honesty, No Filter Strategy"

• Perfect for shareholder meetings—he'll roast everyone and cut through corporate nonsense.
• Would probably introduce a “Laugh or Leave” policy for unproductive employees.
• If the company tanks, he'll just make a Netflix special about it and turn a profit anyway.

2. Kevin Hart – "Hustle Hard, But Make It Funny"

• Has an insane work ethic—would likely triple the company's revenue just by talking about it non-stop.
• Can hype up investors so well, they’d throw money at Ovanti without even asking what the business does.
• If things go south, he’ll just yell, “Help meeee!” and somehow get bailed out.

3. Will Ferrell – "Leadership? More Like LEGEN-DARY!"

• Would run the company like he did in Step Brothers—pure chaos but surprisingly successful.
• Likely to show up to board meetings in a robe, wielding a golf club, and still make more sense than some CEOs.
• If questioned by the ASX, he'd just say, “I’m kind of a big deal.”

4. Dave Chappelle – "Truth Bomb CEO"

• Would deliver investor updates like his stand-up sets—brutal, insightful, and somehow still genius.
• The first CEO to smoke a cigarette mid-board meeting and call it “strategic thinking.”
• Share price might be volatile, but at least we'd know the company is being run with 100% realness.

5. Larry David – "The Curb Your Enthusiasm Approach"

• Every investor meeting would turn into a passive-aggressive argument over minor details.
• Would probably refuse to pay bonuses because he "doesn’t believe in rewarding mediocrity."
• If the company goes bankrupt, he'd just shrug and say, "Eh… was it really my fault, though?"

6. Jim Carrey – "The Wild Card CEO"

• Would introduce facial expressions as a new communication method in all business reports.
• If things go bad, he’d just reenact The Mask and yell “Sssssssmokin’!” to distract shareholders.
• The first CEO to turn a financial crisis into a full-body performance art piece.

7. Sacha Baron Cohen (as Borat) – "Very Nice! Business Model?"

• Investor calls would start with: “Great success! We have money? Yes?”
• Would probably trick competitors into making bad deals by dressing as fake executives.
• If things go sideways, he’d just blame it on Kazakhstan.