Thank you for you resume, but we are really after contractors...

Thank you for you resume, but we are really after contractors for a lot less than 38k and NO holidays.

We are planing to get some people receiving unemployment benefits for 4 hour shift every week, who will work for minimum wages currently $16 per hour, who require no holidays, since they have the rest of the week off anyway.

We have done this with a great success catering. Only trouble we had there was that the passengers were complaining about the portion size due to our contractors w eating half of the food meant for passengers.

This should not occur in baggage handling as most bags are inedible.

Security is designing systems to prevent contractors from stealing personal items from customer bags, but really we prefer the passengers not to carry any bags.
This way we will not have to employ any baggage handlers and create a sub-premium economy class in the baggage compartment.

If you are interested in pursuing further contracting for Qantas with above conditions and guaranteed job insecurity
do not hesitate to contact me again.

Happy Alan. The 7 million dollar man.