paddington's - watching the generals - friday, page-49

Happy Friday XJO peeps.

I seem to have managed to survive another week of fending off the predations of my business competitors.

They don't annoy me as such given they are an inevitable consequence of being in business however having said that I won't be happy until their dysfunctional business models are destroyed, profits are a fantasy for them, I have annilhilated their market share to the negative and maintain a complete monopoly on my good firms services to the marketplace.

Then I will screw their wives.

All the while observing the fortunes of the TPHI ( twin peaks happinesss index) heading inexorably north.

To the tune of 13.78% this week a most pleasing result.