Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?' Silence and a minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until ........
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?' Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'
