Paddy's dog died so he took the dog to the Catholic priest and asked him to give the dog a funeral. The priest said "don't be ridiculous, take the dog to the protestants down the road, they'll do a funeral for your dog".
So Paddy went down the road and asked the protestant minister to give his dog a funeral. The minister replied "no problem but it will cost you 500 quid".
Paddy couldn't afford this and went back to see the Catholic priest . The priest said to Paddy "well what did he say". Paddy replied "it will cost 500 quid".
The priest replied "well why didn't you tell me dog was Catholic ".
