Paltry volumes on AIM, page-3

re: Salty Paltry - who cares - AIM Yes - Drinking, conversing and sailing Cowes Week in the UK.
Have inhabited many various bars in the UK for the past 5 weeks, lotsa Scumpi, Scampi and real ale.
The only news over here for the last 4 weeks has been...
1. Some soccer player signed on for £34million pounds.
2. Commonwealth games and the fact that these Poms beat us True Blues for golds in the athletics.... never mind about Thorpie, well his size 17 feet did make a bit of press.
3. Mrs Blair had a misscarridge.
and
4. Two very pretty 12 year old girls have been abducted (assumption - internet chatrooms to blame)
and
5. The European games are on BBC 1 and 2

so

Mr Hardman - you better hit that Salty Dome with all the Bit Pressure you can and release that oily stuff or ........