Yes, that's the type of unfair advantage we have to stop so...

Yes, that's the type of unfair advantage we have to stop so to make it fair we need Lorena Bobbit who is now Lorena Gallo to become the chief pecker checker. If she finds any form of impropriety then she will do to that athlete what she did to her first husband John. Incidentally the shock of the potential venom from the one eyed trouser snake she conquered ensured she would stay an unmarried woman forever. But she has had a partner for decades. As far as the luckiest man alive at the time John was concerned, a police member found the member after Lorena remembered where she threw it out of her moving vehicle. An absolutely sensational find and after a ten hour operation, the member was reattached in december if i remember. John had been on a bender and thought his member was sent back in the mail marked return to sender. As it turned out in court Lorena was the offender but to jail the judge did not send her. John thought it a bit stuff, well you would in his state but was happier to be correct only after the lengthy reattachment.