Well ye all, I yet again have been waiting for the last toll of...

Well ye all, I yet again have been waiting for the last toll of the pocket watch to puts mi bid in.
I sees the bid of $3.33 that I have had these last few years has been kid napped and stowed away by another.
Wees have been tantalised by the talks of a deal with some scallywag for years now, and afters hearing this teasing dribble for so long, I ams slowly becomeing a dis believer…… hence mi bid for for $1.23.
I am sorry if I sounds a bit on the down side, but if I promised mi crew a carrot in the likes of above and didn’t produce, I’d be sure to have a mutiny on mi hands. But maybe that’s why I’ve steered the wheel of mi own ship for some 25 years now with a clear conscience.