I had to go into town the other day to buy a suit for my auntie's funeral. When I finally came out of the department store, there was this parking inspector putting a ticket on the windscreen.
I walked right up to him and said, “How about giving a senior citizen a f*cking break?”
He glared at me, printed another ticket and put it on the windscreen
I called him a w*nker and a d*ckhead.
He printed out two more tickets and put them on the windscreen
I called him a f*cking nazi t*rd.
He plastered the windscreen with tickets and walked away. This was going to be seriously expensive.
Personally, I didn't care because I had taken the bus into town that morning...
