Today Mr. Pond of Sinc Energy Announces:
"THIS IS A BIG BOLD HEADING THAT WILL EXCITE YOU
"Today, we would like to re-announce a previous announcement that exciting things are in progress and are going to happen at a point in future.
"We have agreed to (circle one that applies):
i. pay a sum of money as consideration for an exciting strategic asset; OR
ii. be paid a sum of money as consideration for an exciting strategic asset.
"This deal is subject to due dilligence, negotiations and coffee percolations, which means nothing is final.
"However, I would like to reassure the investors that the large pile of money entrusted to my care is, indeed, exciting. A great cause of excitement to me and, hopefully, also to you.
"In conclusion, this is a stepping stone to more sources of future announcements of great strategic excitement."
Company Profile
Linc Energy is a company pursuing a confusing strategy of announcing future sales and purchases that are still being negotiated or due dilligence-ified.
ENDS
parody of linc anns
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