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Who am I.

I was born in 1939.

My first pretend trade was in 1960 at the ripe old age of 21.

I went on to make many pretend trades over the years.

But none were as successful as my forays into polynovo, where I racked up multiple pretend gains; and never took a pretend loss.

Now in my mid eighties, I spend my days chatting online with all my new friends, comfortable in the knowledge that those that my keyboard speaks to appreciate the guidance I offer.

My helper and most of the others in this nursing home think I should stop helping the young folk so much and focus my attention on rewarding myself with a hard earned rest after so many successful pretend trades.

But as long as my helper keeps letting me play on the computer, I will continue to do my part in educating the masses.

Fes