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The next announcement will be something along the lines.....

We wish to advise that what we thought was zinc ore is actually a christmas cake in a tin that was buried by the Boers back in 1840. As it was still in the tin and our metal detector gave us a false reading on the sixpences in the cake. We made a slight error of judgement with the size and value of the cake. We thought it was worth $1.3 billion when it was actually worth 4/6 pence. Also we have sent the metal detector back to ebay for refund. We have now disposed of the cake amongst the workers and added the sixpences to your 60 million dollars we already have in our bank. You can see from this action that we have the shareholders in mind with a management of any monies. Please accept our apologises as we are not sure what to do next so if you have any suggestions please be let us know. ....................................


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